• Dan: I just met you
  • Dan: and this is crazy
  • Dan: but I want your placenta for ice cream
  • Dan: so call me maybe

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Trying to answer the phone to my teacher.

  • Teacher: Hello Anthony is that you?
  • Me: Yes Hello
  • Teacher: Hello can you hear me?
  • Me: Yes can you hear me?
  • Teacher: Hello? Helllooo? Heeellllloooo? oh i will just phone back later
  • Me: (PUTS PHONE DOWN) What The Actual Fuck Was That About????
  • PHONE RINGS thats not later

Are you mad? Stay mad. Because I don’t give a fuck.

Bitch.

Kingsley

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