(Source: twentyoneconfessions)
- Dan: I just met you
- Dan: and this is crazy
- Dan: but I want your placenta for ice cream
- Dan: so call me maybe
Trying to answer the phone to my teacher.
- Teacher: Hello Anthony is that you?
- Me: Yes Hello
- Teacher: Hello can you hear me?
- Me: Yes can you hear me?
- Teacher: Hello? Helllooo? Heeellllloooo? oh i will just phone back later
- Me: (PUTS PHONE DOWN) What The Actual Fuck Was That About????
- PHONE RINGS thats not later
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